Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Do you think it's true??

I would like to see how others think about this :)

"How to Keep a Woman Happy"

It's not difficult ... ?!? All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1. Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).
2. Feed him well, in both food and bed!
3. Let him have the remote control. (J)

8 comments:

nibaq said...

Yeah, thats pretty much it.

Purgatory said...

long list, I hate long lists.

Drunk'n'Gorgeous said...

Women don't ask for much. As a matter of fact, I think it's pretty reasonable.

The men though, they actually want the remote. How selfish! :P

Shurouq said...

Au contraire, men are the demanding species.
I'll prove it later.

SoooMa said...

Nibaq it's true coz most of kwty girls chithi eyfakron, Purg. adry wayed long list heheheh and i don't like it too bs ham am with D&G it's reasonable.

sij ena it is a very long list bs wayed ashya' simple, we are not asking for ashya' ta3jezeya :P ela being rich o madre shino .. hatha mo elaa bs aham shay el other stuff.

Purgatory said...

Soooma, la etgs 3aleeeech DG :) long is not good.

Peach said...

What is this super man!! there IS NO man like this. And no, that's not what a girl wants. I mean!! think about it .. do you really want a PERFECT man!! I think it would drive me kuku :\ I want a guy who is just as imperfect as I am, that way we can share our imprefection together (^.^)

SoooMa said...

Well, don't generalized all women,a dn the high rate of divorce not from women only it's from men too.