Happy Birthday To Me ..

I just turned 23, I guess am old now ehehheeh. I don't know why I feel sad allah yaster min hal age hehehe

Happy Eid

Taqabal Allah 6a3atkom inshalla
o 3eedkom embaraak :)

The True Meaning..

I got this e-mail from a friend, I liked it so much and I would like to share it with you.
I also think that it is true :P tell me what do you think.

enjoy reading :)

When Women say:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
what Do you want = You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You're so ... manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

When Men say:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Note: Sorry 3al some words

Am I Weird?!

3 days ago, I was chatting with my friend about numbers. I told her about my thoughts about numbers from 1-9 and she laughed at me. I think she thinks that I am crazy :P Now am going to write the numbers and tell me what do you think of what I am going to say about them.

I always think of:

Number 1: as an old good man and so kind.
Number 2: as a nice lady ham she is old shwaya o she is also kind.
Number 3: as a handsome guy and have good manners, who also loves number 7.
Number 4: as a khoosh bent :P
Number 5: as a good guy too and number 4's brother.
Number 6: as a best friend of number 3, he is good too.
Number 7: as a very nice girl, innocent, shy and beautiful. She loves number 3.
Number 8: as a mean and wicked girl. She hates number 7, she always gets jealous from her and she is trying to reuin the relationship between 3 and 7.
Number 9: as a best friend of number 3 and 6, his sister is number 8.

hehehe adry sar film hindy :P bs really that's what I think of these numbers. I feel ena hal sefat layga 3ala kil number.